Another Funny Story

Okay, I recently started testosterone injections for medical reasons and I do it myself in the outer thigh once a week. For some reason, I have recently been remembering my dreams. I had a dream last week that I was delivering packages to a local resort where American Idol tryouts were going on. I saw Randy and Steven Tyler in the hall of the tryout area and Randy told me J-Lo did not show up. He proceeded to ask me if I would take her place judging for the show. I obliged and they had me sit down between them.

The first person to audition was a funny looking guy. He sang beautifully and Randy and I looked at each other and nodded, approving of this guys voice. After he sung, I thought the show went to a commercial, so I got up and ran out back to call my wife and tell her to watch the show so she can see me on television. When I ran back in, two security guards grabbed me by the shirt collar and dragged me out of the resort hotel. I screamed, pleading with them that I was a judge and I needed to go back in. That is when Steven called me a roaring idiot for walking out during live television broadcast and I yelled, "But we went to commercial!" I was thrown out.

As soon as I was thrown out, my wife woke me and asked why I was talking about a commercial in my sleep. I turned to her and sadly said, " I got fired from American Idol but don't worry, I will find another job." She then said, " Go back to sleep, you dork!" She said, I rolled over and said, " I'm not a stork!"

Hi Friends!

I have not posted on her for quite a while, so I would like to give you an update. I have not heard anymore news on narcolepsy that can help us but I want you to know to keep your heads help high (on the pillow) and keep smiling (in your dreams). One day, we will have a cure. Until then, live the best waking life you can and fight for your health, your families and for the happiness you deserve. I am here if you need to talk. Michael