Narcolepticized

Let's have some fun with our dreaded condition. I am about to tell you some silly but true stories and I am sure I may get a giggle out of you. If not, you can go to hell!! Just kidding.

The first story was the day I stopped at a Burger King to have lunch. I sat there eating my Whopper Junior, onion rings and side salad topped lots of dressing. It took me only 10 minutes to eat because I like to take a short nap before going back to work. While I was sitting there in a full restaurant, during everyone in Orlando's lunch break, I closed my eyes for what I thought was only a moment. I am sure my head was bobbing up and down while I rested my eyes. I was suddenly aroused by some giggling going on around me. So I lifted my head and began looking around. People were laughing at me and was curious as to why. I soon realized it when I felt something in my nostril. I reached up and grabbed for it. The damn straw was stuck in my nose. Although I was humiliated, I looked around wondering what I was going to say. Thank God, he made me spit these words out,"What, you've never see someone drink from a straw with their nose?" Everyone laughed hysterically. I smiled, shook my head, dumped my tray and quickly walked out.

Another incident I had was when I was delivering a package to a residence. It was obvious that the lady had just woke up because her hair looked that of a scarecrow. After she signed for the package and I told her to have a Happy Halloween. Mind you, it was Easter. She actually called my manager to report me. Instead of getting in trouble, they laughed at me and asked me to please think before I speak. I told them that I have a problem with thinking and speaking and this was a perfect example.